New Columbus Zip Line Attraction Scheduled to Open
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Columbus received the final approval to open the long awaited attraction: "Zip-line through Crime". This long awaited attraction will feature zip lines running throughout all areas of Columbus. In addition to the normal zip-line gear, zip-liners will be given a bullet proof vest, an automatic weapon, 2 extra clips, and a Batman cape. Each weekend an awards ceremony will be held at one of the cities roundabouts and the zip-liner who has shot the most criminals will be given an annual family pass to the new "Uptown Undercurrents" water park on the Chattahoochee and a personalized body bag.
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