Teen wanted for questioning in the disappearance of 2 little people and a donkey.
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Maranda Nuggets, Mike Shoffleshoes, and their performance donkey Nibbles were last seen talking to an unknown teen outside of the Lincoln County fair on July 25th. "The conversation was odd and pertained to a proposed orgy with the donkey" says one passerby. Nugget’s camera phone was later recovered and contained this photo of the teen in question, apparently taken shortly before the disappearance. If you have any information, please contact local law enforcement.
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