Lawyer's Girlfriend is a Sweetie
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Fayetteville criminal defense attorney Greg Klebanoff recently leaked to the Associated Press that his sweetheart, office assistant and mother of his unborn child is a true gem and the sort of person many find it difficult to believe still exists in this cynical selfish age.
"Lindsey Shell truly is a sweetheart," Klebanoff told reporters. "Not only is she an awesome assistant and awesomely supportive partner," he went on to say, "she's also the kind of lady that makes you warm inside just by being around." Klebanoff did, however, admit nothing comes without a price and that not having her around all the time could be a source of acute discomfort.
Others familiar with Shell seconded Klebanoff's most of sentiments, though admitted that, lacking Klebanoff's intimate relationship with the woman couldn't directly confirm painful effects of Shell withdrawal.
Shell was contacted about the matter through her representatives but demurely declined to comment.
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