The Kushner's Real Grandfather Is Actually a Turtle
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Colorado- After many months of advanced genetic research it has finally been confirmed that the Kushner family's Grandfather is actually an 89 year old Sea Turtle. "I mean to say that I'm shocked would be an understatement, I mean I know fertility clinics werent as good in the 60s, I didn't know they were THAT bad" said family representative and recently discovered Chimera, Nick Kushner. "It does explain my lack of a human chin,small flipper arms, and my oddly shaped body" said Kushner. The Kushner family is very excited to meet their grandfather,and will do so on a special episode of The Maury Povich show entitled "This 89 year old Sea Turtle is DEFINITELY the father" set to air Aug.17th.
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