Visions Track Down Former High School Stalkers
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Several former Gull Lake High School alumni gathered together in the early morning hours of August 1 in an attempt to track down a missed connection.
"The taller girl with the thick curly hair was so hot, I just never talked to her because I thought she wouldn't like me," Said Jimmy D. He ran his fingers through his long hair and adjusted his glasses before he was pushed from the microphone by a tall gangly man with a bad complexion but oddly charismatic.
"I did talk to her. I picked her up and spun her around. I really wanted to kiss her.." Jimmy D and the other man, later identified as Donut, was comforted by a tall flaxen hair lumberjack type sporting a pair of bongos.
"They've been looking for her for the last twenty years-Me, I'm looking for her best friend. We had something pretty special. I could see her watching me through the crack of Mrs. Rhode's door while I waited for Chem class. I was dating another girl at the time and didn't feel right about approaching her. I've regretted it my whole life."
These men have decided to sit outside their old high school building until these two mysterious women, two women with names they don't remember, return and give them their chance. All they have to go by is was a written note they found, the words Ivy and Nada. If you have any information for these two, please contact 269-555-5555, they are offering a $10,000 reward for their true identity.
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