Zoe Cochran Nominated to Supreme Court
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President Trump today announced that he has nominated respected jurist Zoe Cochran to be the next Supreme Court justice. Ms Cochran has had a distinguished career on various lower courts of her peers and has rendered hundreds of judgments, many based on little more than a viewing or sniffing of the defendant.
Mr. Trump said "There are no openings on the Supreme Court right now, I know that. But one of those old people, and I respect them very much, are bound to die soon. With the Senate so tied up by the Democrats, who are being anti-American, I brilliantly thought to get started on the next nomination now. MAGA"
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