Small Michigan Town Invaded by Galactic Empire
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August 9
Kalamazoo, Michigan was invaded today by the Galactic Army. Rumors stemming from what was initially regarded as "fake news" slowly circulated out from the community. Despite numerous photos, videos, and pleas for aid, the surrounding area received no aid from Washington. General Maltaz of the Galactic Army, was quick to praise the Emperor for his outstanding strategic planning as well as the strength and efficiency of his forces. "Overwhelming strength aside, this victory was made inevitable by the general lack of credibility in the media. Had anyone listened to them, we would at least have had to fight someone."
No word yet from Washington regarding their plans to retake the area as they are currently fighting their own Empirical dictator from within.
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