Authorities Confirm North Korea Now Has Missile Capable Of Hitting Clermont
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WASHINGTON—Offering a stark and sobering assessment of the consequences of a military conflict with the nuclear-armed nation, the Central Intelligence Agency confirmed Wednesday that North Korea now possesses missile technology capable of reaching Clermont's Town Hall.
Clermont now lies within the range of North Korea’s intercontinental ballistic missiles,” said CIA spokesperson Rebecca Levin, explaining in bleak terms how the townspeople would have only 10 minutes of advance warning in the event of a launched attack. While the intelligence remains as yet inconclusive, it appears that North Korea may possess multiple functional nuclear warheads, leaving open the dire possibility of a simultaneous strike on Clermont's Town Hall, playground, and Historical Society.
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