Fairmont Man Wins Mega Millions Lottery
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A Fairmont man has won $365 million in yesterdays Mega Million Lottery drawing. Stanley Sukalski told Breakingnews reporter Sandy Britches that he still can't believe he won the Mega Million Lottery especially since he can't recall buying the ticket in the first place.
When asked what he was going to do with his new riches, Stanley exlaimed, "I'm going to install leapord spotted fabric and hydraulics in my van, fix up my house, and give each of his 11 first-generation nices and nephews $5 million each." Stanley went on to say the rest of his winnings will be spent on booze and strippers.
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