Fairmont Man Wins Mega Millions Lotto
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A Fairmont man has won $365 million in last nights Mega Million Lottery drawing. Stanley Sukalski told Breakingnews reporter Sandy Britches that he still can't believe he won. Especially since he doesn't recall buying a ticket in the first place.
When asked what he would do with his winnings Stanley excitedly exclaimed, "I'm going to donate some money to my Church to help the less fortunate. I'm going to give money to the local schools, but I'm also going to pimp my van by covering the interior with zebra fur and i stalling hydraulics. Moreover, I'm going to give $5 million to each of my first-generation nieces and nephews and help out my brothers and sisters a little. But, mostly I'm going to spend it on strippers and booze!"
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