Bigfoot killed

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It was just another day for Devon Mcmillion of Strasburg, Virginia. He fixed himself a cup of joe and went to grabbed his newspaper. As he picked it up, he saw something furry to his left. He jumped back in fear, then he realized it was just his kid's stuffed animal. But as he turned to his right, he saw the 8 foot monster we call Bigfoot. He ran inside his house and Bigfoot followed. He chased Tim around the house until Tim ran past his bedroom where his pet snake is. As soon as Bigfoot saw the snake, he ran back outside. Animal researcher Bubs Dixon from the Antarctican Animal research Institute says that Bigfoot hear what us humans say, and Bigfoot probably thought that the snake was the Loch Ness Monster. Anyway, Devon ran to his gun safe, grabbed his handy-dandy RPG and followed Bigfoot outside where Devon then shot Bigfoot. This comes a week after the Chupacabra was killed by a rare flying whale.

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