Major glitch in Sonic Mania crashes Switches nationwide
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Whelp, that didn't take long to happen.
Nintendo's newest console has hit a bump in the proverbial road of gaming due to limits in it's computing capacity which is making the newly released Sonic Mania crash and brick any Switch it is played on.
"How were we supposed to know that the Switch couldn't handle how fast Sonic runs?" A Nintendo representative reported to one of our agents over a secure and legitimate Skype call "I told Reggie that the Switch didn't have the proper blast processor to run mania but he insisted, and now look where we are, Burnt out boards and melting processors!"
This is causing a lot of gloating from the PS4, Xbox1, and PC crowds that their "Riggs" can handle the stress of this new Sega release. Again showing that SEGA will do what Nintendon't, or shall we say Nintencan't.
Nintendo, and in turn SEGA suggests that if you fear your Switch is overheating due to Sonic Mania and you wish to continue playing, attach a block of dry ice and high velocity fan to the back or play it either in a walk in meat freezer or a location like Antarctica because locations like Alaska and northern Canada are too warm.
More on this development as it comes out.
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