Man Regrets Purchase of Red Mazda 3
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—MINNEAPOLIS, MN Perhaps you've seen him at the gas station at midnight. Or Target when doors open Tuesday morning. Local millennial, Dave Olsen, has made himself scarce around town since purchasing a used 2005 Mazda 3.
"I thought it was a great deal! Low mileage, not a scratch, so I went for it. I'm just so embarrassed," he honestly stated at home in his garage. "I guess my head was in the sand. I look around now and duh...all the Mazdas are grey!"
You may think of youth culture as driven by social media or other digital trends but there are many real-world unspoken rules. For Dave, who hopes to put this episode behind him, this realization comes a little too late.
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