VA man found dead in large pile of bio solids

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Rescue workers were called to a construction site near Brandywine maryland today after they received a 911 call that was believed to be a trench collapse with a worker trapped

When they arrived workers were frantically were trying to locate a worker
Rescue workers were surprised to see it wasn't a trench but a very large pile of shit
It took nearly 2 hours to dig the man out

Rescue workers stated they were shocked
The man ryan lane a 29 year old VA. Resident was pulled from the pile (WITH TONGUE EXPOSED)
It appears mr lane shimmy shimmy co co bopped his way into the pile to prove his man hood because his co workers teased him about his encounter with big foot last month

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