King of cornhole championship honers winner

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Local man wins state championship

Thursday night was the official king of cornhole championship
The tri state championship were competitors from 3 states take part in regional finals to compete for the $25,000 prize

Hundreds of cornhole players showed up for the Brandywine brawl as it is called
However it came down to two players
Ryan (the bitch) lane
And darrell the dead squirrel

The match was a real battle of wits and one of the closest games ever
But in a late charge the dead squirrel came out on top beating bitch lane 3 to nothing
In a nail bitter finish
The score was 0 to 0 for hours when mr bitch thru his bag hitting another squirrel in a tree and killing it also
But the bag then fell from dead squirrel (number 2) and went into the hole
Mr bitch thought he had won but after reviewing the instant replay it was determend that the bag was in the hands of the tree squirrel last
Therefore giving the win to...dead squirrel

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