Dolphin Spotted Wearing Glasses At Assateague
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Wildlife officials were puzzled this morning when a dolphin was seen wearing a pair of prescription eyeglasses at Assateague Island National Seashore.
"This is perhaps the craziest thing I've ever seen", said Officer Fred Hampton. "I've been with this department for 16 years, and this is the first time I've seen a dolphin swimming around wearing glasses."
No one knows for certain where the sea mammal got the glasses, but an eyewitness stated he saw a gorgeous blonde woman stumbling around on the beach a few days ago.
"It's possible that the visually impaired woman lost her glasses, and the dolphin found them", said the eyewitness who has asked to remain anonymous.
Marine biologist Jake Winter from Ocean City has been called in to attempt to retrieve the glasses from the dolphin. "Perhaps the glasses will give us some insight into the identity of the blonde lady", Winters said.
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