Major Hollywood Celebrities are extremely angry with the Monett Times' Jacob Brower

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Thursday 20 January 2059 95827 Shares

- Monett, Mo

Major Hollywood A-listers such as Brad Pitt, Winona Ryder, and Kate Hudson have taken to Twitter today to express their anger at a small Missouri newspaper publisher, Jacob Brower. The celebrities believe that Brower has been spreading false information about them in social media circles lately, claiming that multiple false posts about their relationships and feelings towards smaller rural communities are fake. Actress Blake Lively said "I don't know why he would say these hurtful things about me. I really truly do love Searcy, Arkansas, and Mr. Brower has stated that this is fake information!".

Some celebrities plan to arrive in rural towns all across the country to stage protests. Brad Pitt will return to his hometown, Springfield, Mo to set as many things as fire as possible to show his anger about these fabrications is no joke. "That guy can kiss it, he doesn't know anything, probably a Trump supporter with his 'fake news' diatribe" Pitt will be joined by his brother Doug for these events.

Below are a list of celebrities who will be staging nationwide protests, some of whom will be rising from their graves to participate.

Barkhad Abdi
F. Murray Abraham
Amy Adams
Nick Adams
Isabelle Adjani
Casey Affleck
Shohreh Aghdashloo
Brian Aherne
Danny Aiello
Anouk Aimée
Eddie Albert
Jack Albertson
Alan Alda
Norma Aleandro
Jane Alexander
Mahershala Ali
Joan Allen
Woody Allen
Sara Allgood
Don Ameche
Judith Anderson
Julie Andrews
Anne Archer
Eve Arden
Alan Arkin
George Arliss
Patricia Arquette
Jean Arthur
Peggy Ashcroft
Fred Astaire
Mary Astor
Mischa Auer
Margaret Avery
Dan Aykroyd
Lew Ayres
Lauren Bacall
Hermione Baddeley
Mary Badham
Fay Bainter
Carroll Baker
Alec Baldwin M
Christian Bale
Martin Balsam
Anne Bancroft
George Bancroft
Ian Bannen
Javier Bardem
Marie-Christine Barraul

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