ELVIS IS ALIVE
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9-13-17
It was just reported that Elvis Presley did in fact fake his own death. Robin Schuester a long time friend of Elvis spoke to me today.
Elvis and I have been friends for many, many years. When he told me about his plan I was really excited for him. Being addicted to drugs and alcohol he needed to get away. Elvis faked his own death to go to rehab. He was to ashamed to publicly admit he was powerless over addiction. He said when he got out he was going to have plastic surgery done on his face so that when people looked at him there would be a subtle difference. He would just resemble himself he said. "I would look like I could be my own brother he said laughing." He is now residing in Colorado on his 120 acre ranch. Its beautiful Mrs. Schuester said.
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