Peanut butter cup consumption to be made mandatory by 2018

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The Trump administration has signed an executive order making it mandatory for Americans to consume at least 4 if the tasty treats daily.
"Americans will really, and I mean this, believe me, really be the fattest people on the planet."
The peanut and chocolate lobbies spent a combined $3b dollars to push PBC legislation last year.

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