Man wins right to marry his sex doll.
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A very disillusioned middle aged man from Toronto, Canada won the right to marry his extremely ugly sex doll.
Derek Fulton, 47 of Toronto Ontario sued the judicial system and surprisingly won.
He now takes his new wife everywhere he goes, but has to be very careful around sharp objects and their new pet cat, Jackson "Jax" Mongomery.
Jax was unavailable for comment.
Even his other fiance was a little shocked at the outcome.
Carolyn Klausen of Toronto, was heard in court saying that she was fine with the outcome but wanted the Judge to make arrangements with Mr. Fulton to share "date nights" during the week with his new wife and herself.
Outside court she surprisingly told reporters that she was secretly in love with her fiance's wife.
She stated she bought the doll and it is rightfully hers.
They will be back in court to fight over custody in the coming months.
Derek had no comment.
We will update you when the judgement comes in.
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