Local man has massive balls
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A local man Matt Crawford is awarded with having the biggest balls on record. He sports an impressive 2lb sack. Eye whiteness reports from local lesbian friend Jess Edwards said she could not believe her eyes. She had to double take to believe what she was seeing. She tells us she wished she had balls as big as Matt. Matt attributes his massive nads to being a complete bad ass. More on this story to come.
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