Big D on the move
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In a surprise move late Thursday afternoon, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, has sold the Dallas Cowboys to a Canadian Investment Conglomerate. The terms of the deal have yet to be disclosed. When reached for comment, Mr. Jones said, "I was always in this for the money. I thought that winning and championships could be band aids to my personal greed, but due to our teams inability to perform, I must find an alternative method to accomplish my personal goals in life". The Cowboys are under contract to play there home games In Dallas through 2021. The three landing spots for the team are Quebec, Ottawa and Toronto. A press conference for Saturday at 9a.m. has been set by Sven Clarkson, a spokesman for the Canadian Conglomerate.
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