Breaking News Alligators Sighted Kentucky/West Virginia Sewer Systems
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Several alligators was observed this evening by our news team as they had found shelter after migrating north to avoid the winter storms and climate change. Reports were made by local residents of giant lizard creatures and a fisherman who claims to have hooked a water dragon which escaped two separate attempts and later returning with heavier tackle consisting of a chain and large hook to no avail. The warmth of the underground tunnels of the local sewer has provided an adequate breeding and feeding ground for these reptiles along with connecting waterways. It is believed they have established a sustainable population with few territory disputes due to isolation of these separate channel systems. Caution is advised and to avoid contact and confrontation when and if possible One of our teams observed a specimen toting a chain that seemed to be attached to its toothy jaw measurements of length was not possible at this time due to the tight enclosure but estimates of 11ft was made. Update at 8pm.
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