Uranus Missouri is Closing Down on Oct 1st 2017
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Due to Willie Ornelas refusing to shop at Uranus, and notifying both his friends on Facebook of his decision, Mayor Louie Keen has decided to shut the doors forever.
when asked, the mayor said "It doesn't make economic sense for us to stay open when someone like Willie or Matt Wagner have decided that your days are numbered. While I feel bad for most of my staff, there are some, Like Lindsay, who are probably to cause for this fiasco"
A very dejected Steven Leonard, the soon to be ex-Director of Operations, was seen staring blankly at his karaoke equipment. When approached, he directed all questions to his future boss, Joe Vassel, the acting interim director and lead actor of Gay Porn Film productions
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