Ban Placed on All PT Cruisers
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Recent studies have surfaced and the general population has concluded that the PT Cruiser is outdated, extravagant and downright silly. Commonly seen driven by moms, euro enthusiasts and wanna-be habitants of the 50's era, the car is raising concern over the popularity and whether it suits our fashion trends today. These issues thay have arisen are recently found to be putting the public's safety at risk due to loss of concentration on our roadways. With this knowledge, the government is placing a ban on all PT Cruisers and owners must surrender them in by the end of this month, September 2017, to the auto wreckers. Owners failing to comply with this new ban will face penalties of $4638, tar and feathering and being forced to drive a clown car with the respective attire to put things into perspective. Rehabilitation is expected to become a result after such punishment.
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