Local Massachusetts Contractor Almost Losses Fingers
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A local man by the name of Damon Robison, AKA D-block in the Mag Fed community almost lost 2 of his fingers in a tragic work accident. Luckily fast thinking on his part and the miracle of modern day medicine this would be tragedy was avoided.
When we reached out to Damon for a comment he simply said that "it was a Coyote wound and that thankfully had not sustained a full on Wolf"
We are not sure what he was talking about, perhaps the medication had gotten the best of him, but he assured our editor that "certain people will understand."
We wish D-block all the best in his speedy recovery as the interview ended with him screaming profanity at someone parallel parking close to his truck and then he mumbled something about building a bridge for a troll?
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