Halloween is being cancelled after the 2017 Holiday
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The federal government has declared that they will be forbidding Halloween from celebration. After countless protests of the offensiveness Halloween brings around every year, they have decided to disband the holiday. Here is a quote from a protester:
"Every year my kids dress up in these cute costumes and they really love trick-or-treating, but someone has to eat all their candy(me hehe) and they cry for hours and hours and hours. So that is why I have decided to join in the joke. Yes this is a joke, enjoy your Halloween parties!"
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.