Wirral based Indian business guru becomes Hindu God of Rain
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An Indian Business Consultant based on The Wirral is this week celebrating with his family after suddenly becoming a Hindu deity overnight. Ravi Sibal, who now joins fellow Hindu deities Brahma, Saraswati, Lakshmi, Vishnu and Shiva, is set to become The Hindu God of Rain after he accidentally discovered his supreme powers when he stripped down to his undergarments and ran around his garden one evening pretending to be a Red Indian performing a rain dance during a role play session with his wife, who'd recently been to see 50 Shades of Grey making her keen to spice up their sex life. Neighbours of the Indian couple noted how every time Ravi performed his ritualistic dance the skies opened. Meteorologists have been at a loss to explain these sudden localized outbursts of rain which have invariably happened during periods of high pressure. Ravi, or Rainman as he is soon to be called once the Hindu deity rituals are completed, is set to jet off to Ethiopia in the near future to try and help all the dry mouthed little Africans get a drink of water. Ravi is also encouraging people to give money to the Christian charity CAFOD, who also try to give water to Africans and of whom Ravi was patron during his years at St. Anselm's College in Birkenhead, despite not even being a Christian. Ravi believes that with public generosity coupled with his unparalleled rain dancing moves drought will be confined to history forever.
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