Jen Deez Passes Gas, Burns of Husband's Eyebrows
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In a freak accident Levittown resident Jason DeMarco had his eyebrows burned off by his wife's flatulence.
Mr DeMarco was bending over to pick up a baseball he was tossing with his son. At the same time his wife was walking by approximately 10 feet away, Mrs.DeMarco "cut the cheese" .
"I felt a burning sensation on my forehead then saw 2 puffs of smoke on either side of my head" said Jason. "A horrible odor filled the area, poor Max even ran away. I can't imagine what he smelled with his dog nose" Jason also commented.
Doctors are expecting a full recovery although Mr. DeMarcos eyebrows may grow back thicker.
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