Hillary Clinton Caught By Janet Burns
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AP
September 15, 2017
A Florida woman recently caught Hilary Clinton red-handed in yet another lie.
"Lock her up! She has no regard for the people of Florida" said Janet Burns who discovered a story about Clinton online "it must be true! Clinton is a liar and everyone knows it". 2 of Janet's Facebook friends pushed the issue "this does not seem like a real news source" said one friend "there's not even proof! It's like someone went on the internet and just made all of this up and Janet is sharing this in hopes people don't inquire beyond the headline"
Several Florida residents saw the post and shared it in hopes of "locking up" Hilary Clinton, a rallying cry often heard by President Donald Trump's supporters. "I really think this will be the post that convinces the FBI that Clinton is guilty of being a liar. I know she is. She doesn't like FL" Said Burns. When asked how Janet knew the intimate details of Clinton's feelings of Florida she said: "If you can't read the article, I can't help you".
Other Florida residents have their doubts. Phil Chmieleski, a post-Florida resident, and friend of Burns was overheard saying "I have been posting on Facebook for 9 years about Hillary Clinton's lies, and honestly, I'm just tired. I thought I'd be able to expose her for the liar she is, but I never seem to get anywhere. I hope Janet is right about this one"
Clinton has been in the public eye for 45 years and undergone investigations by the FBI that cost taxpayers upwards of 150 million dollars, but nothing was discovered. "I don't care if they've never been able to find anything on Crooked Hilary. She's a crook and she kills people who get in her way".
At the time of this story, Hillary Clinton could not be reached for comment. "That sounds like her" said Burns.
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