Dudley Beene To Be Pulled From Supermarket Shelves

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In a press release, issued Friday morning by Club Cobra of Burbank, Dudley Beene has a limited shelf-life. Effective January 1, 2018 he will no longer be available for consumption on "supermarket" shelves. The club will. Even phasing him out, offering deep discounts to those who buy him in bulk, over the next few months. "Mmmm...He's had a good run, but gurlllll, that betch is 'sashay away' starting next yurrr. Bye Felicia.", says Miss Alignment, the bar's unofficial spokesperson. Others speculate that a re-formulation of Dudley is already in the works and that this is not goodbye but more of a "hold that thought, Imma be right back Miss Thang" moment.

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