Purity syrup riots grip center city.

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After the disheartening news yesterday about both Blue Star and Mr Scio Savory chaos has gripped the Ropewalk Lane Sobey's as people clamor for products they feel may be next.
Agnes McSkeet of Mundy Pond stood proud in front of the superstore and claimed 'ya tinks yer getting me jam jams well it will be hard to get em when dey're shoved up her arse '!

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