Women who uproot themselves often live 10 years less than their counterparts.
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A recent study of over 100,000 women found that those who uproot themselves and move to a new place every few months decidedly live 10 years less than women who are content and stay put.
Yale University's Humanities Research department spent 5 years gathering and studying the evidence and cited that some women "just have ants in their pants" which is a most unusual conclusion for such an exhaustive study. The study also found that friends and family are kept in constant turmoil trying to keep up with these women as they move about the country oblivious to the damage in their wake. The study went on to suggest that these constant malcontents should have a frontal lobotomy as soon as possible to return to a more or less normal and docile lifestyle.
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