Local Man Deemed "Priddiest Guy in America".
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Phil "Bruiser" Bullock of Mattawan, MI has been voted "Priddiest Man in America.
72 1/2 people were polled and they all agree that Bruiser, is indeed, the winner of that title.
Mr. Bullock said in an interview, "I knowd I was priddy but I had no idea I was the priddiest guy around. My hemorrhoids are flaring up again. You got any medicated butt cream?"
He also stated that it was an Honor to be chosen by a bunch of unknowns for the title. Bullock said, "To be recognized for such a great title by folks that don't even know me is an incredible feeling. ... incredibly freaky feeling. Who the hell are these people and why are they voting on my looks? And when in the hell is that butt cream I asked for? Geeez!"
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