CHOCOLATE - A New Path to Eternal Youth
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New studies conducted at Centers for Elderly Care, located in Florida and New Mexico, have confirmed the startling results achieved through the use of chocolate.
The first series of blind tests were conducted using twelve groups of octogenarians. Six groups were given genuine chocolate to consume. The other six groups were given a chocolate substitute. People in each group were instructed to consume 1 ounce of the product given them each day for a period of two weeks. At the end of two weeks, tests that map the aging process were compared to those that had been administered at the beginning of the study.
The results showed a significant slowing of the aging process.
The next series of blind tests followed the same guidelines, with one variation. In these tests, the two different chocolates were applied topically rather than being consumed.
The results were unexpected. Tests showed that the aging process had not only been slowed but in 90 of the participants it had been reversed.
The FDA was presented with the test results and is presently considering starting research on the medicinal impact of chocolate.
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