BREAKING!! All Candy To Be Removed From Shelves Due to Low Nutritional Value.
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Congress has approved a measure to ban all candy in the United States, due to candy not being nutritious enough for human consumption. As a result of this, Candy Isles will now be replaced with more nutritious foods like Asparagus Bites, and Beet cookies. YUM!!
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