A Shocking Discovery at SMC

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Scientists doing brain research on college students have made a shocking discovery. Taking ESL classes makes students smarter. Researcher Dr. Lewis Mann concluded that the students who attended Professor Liz Koenig's ESL 21b course at Santa Monica College are among the smartest college students in the world. It is not yet understood how or why these students are so brilliant, but Dr. Mann claims that it is the rigorous instruction in annotating articles, summary writing, and essay writing that has expanded these students' intellectual capacity. He states that the 21b students' intelligence goes beyond the limits of what one normally expects from college students. "We were shocked to learn how intelligent these students are. We must do further research to understand how this class contributes to the astounding intellectual growth of these students."

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