Local man to pitch invention ideas on Shark Tank
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Kane Pennsylvania. Local inventor Walley Maque is excited to pitch his invention on Shark Tank in mid November. He is the sole investor and idea-man for a new prototype of love machine. The "Pleasure Cycle" boasts variable speeds, torques, and attachments as well as a hydraulic-powered slapping glove. Ponytails and mustaches are also accessories which enhance the customizing experience. Wally hopes to secure all male investors but did admit "I will accept a few broads too if they keep an open mind and do not try to steel my cape." This was said in reference to to his inventive mojo. This type of entrepreneurship may be exactly what his hometown area needs.
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