Breaking News: President Trump Has Made It Illegal To Listen Toto Mainstream Music

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Donald J Trump has passed a new law that all mainstream genres such as pop, country, etc. will result in the death penalty. Metal, Rock, Core, Classical, Ambient and other types of composed pieces are what's required to listen to in order to survive this new law. The law was signed on Sept. 17th, and will go into affect on September 25th. The complete lust of mainstream artists banned will be released on the 23rd of September. Stay metal my friends, keep it brutal.

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