Husband/ Father Eats Entire Pizza The Falls Asleep
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Reports have been made of a Johnsonburg man eating an entire pizza then and 'hitting the sack'. Last Wednesday Jason Kline, originally of Braford PA, ordered a large pineapple pizza with extra cheese for his family. His Wife, Elaine, explained they were giving their daughter her nightly bath when "Jason just disappeared". Adding "He was in the other room because I could hear him rustling around. I continued to put my daughter to bed and when I walked to the dining room it was just gone... all of it." She said he was clearly tired from a very long day at work and "He looked right at me, left two small farts, and went straight to bed." She planned to have a hot home cooked breakfast ready for him the next morning and will pack a bologna and cheese Lunchable for His lunch since he hates the ones with cold pizza sauce and unmelted cheese.
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