Easy Slide Takes Major Sponsorship Role in Circle Lanes
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Master Bowling Accessories has announced a $750k sponsorship for Circle Lanes after seeing record sales of Easy Slide to the center’s league bowlers.
“Elite bowlers need to be confident that they’re going to have good footing at the foul line,” said a representative from Master. “Every week we look at where we sold the most product - and lately, Circle Lanes in Ledgewood, NJ has been at the top of those reports. The last time we saw demand like this was the 2012 Amazon Open, held outdoors underneath the rain forest canopy.”
With this new deal, all Circle bowlers will receive Easy Slide in their bowling envelopes each week as well as exclusive access to videos on how to best utilize the product in order to avoid falling and breaking your knees. Bowlers will also receive a complementary order of cheeseburger sliders from the establishment’s renovated snack bar on position rounds.
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