Vampire Squirrel Makes Parts of U.S. New Home

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(Rheithrosciurus macrotis) a species of rodent in the family Sciuridae; also known as the vampire squirrel
found only on the island of Borneo, which is divided between Indonesia, Brunei and Malaysia have been spotted in Southeast GA. Confirmed elements of its diet include nuts, seeds, human blood and insects. Recent areas with the most activity hit hardest include 31501-31502-31503. This species of squirrel normally come out to feed sometime between the hours of 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm for normal feedings. After 9:00 pm the vampire squirrel is attracted to Cologne and perfumes. It is advised that you wear turtle necks or scarfs after this time frame. The proper animal control authorities have been informed of this unwelcome species to our region and are quickly taking action. Follow these basic guidelines and remain in doors after posted hours.***Do Not Attempt to Feed ***

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