CCH = Taco Bell > Urgent Care Facility
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For many months, CCH has teased the community with plans to build a Urgent Care Facility. After numerous months of no activity, CCH started construction. After a few months of construction the building ended up being a Taco Bell. "We were shocked, but that didn't stop me from being the first in line for a soft shell taco", said one employee. The speculation that the decision to build a Taco Bell instead of a Urgent Care Facility was made clearly on profits. The CCH has had numerous controversial issues recently. Between the Ambulance Debacle, the disappearing act of several millions of dollars, the former COO's numerous internal sex affairs and the CFO being charged for raping a minor. Due to these embarrassing blunders, profits have taken a nose dive into the red. CCH brain trust decided on building a Taco Bell to increase profits and moral of the community. "Taco Bell makes everyone happy, they have Cinnamon Twists" stated one high level executive. Not everyone is happy with this business decision, "my son was very sick and we didn't have a urgent care to take him to, we ended up going to the ER. CCH couldn't have been any nicer to us during our visit, we even got a coupon for a free upgrade on any combo meal at Taco Bell", says Jane D. When questioned why would CCH offer coupons to patients, we were told by another high level executive "we aren't just providing coupons to patients, we are also providing coupons instead of raises and bonuses. It's a win-win. CCH saves money and the employee is rewarded with a coupon of their choosing". "Another thing we noticed was that most of the people within our community drive out of town to other hospitals for their emergency needs, these towns have Taco Bell's. It was literally the easiest decision we could have made, if we build a Taco Bell, our community will utilize our facility for their emergency needs. We can't wait till May 5th, that is our Black Friday".
Maybe CCH knows something that the rest of business world doesn't know, maybe this will be the key to turning around a embarrassing company that continues to trip over themselves with each decision they make.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.