Prime Minister Dustin Trudeau Bans Toilet Paper in Canada
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Earlier today the president of Canada, Dustin Trudeau, bans the use of all toilet paper in Canada, he declares that we must use maple leafs fresh off a maple tree, to wipe our rear ends, several people have complained that the leaves have given them rashes on their posterior.
Dustin Trudeau has already been placed in lockdown because several people are attacking the white house of Canada. If you are planning a future trip here, make sure you buy and bring disinfectant. Dustin Trudeau has agreed with Charmin ultra-soft, that they will make rolls out of leafs and will sell for half the price than the older toilet paper, and a disinfected type for the old price for toilet paper, plus an extra 50 percent more cash.
Article By: Dronald Tump
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