Johnsonburg man determines there is a lost tribe of aboriginals in Elk / Mckean County area
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When studying the petroglyphs on Alligator Rock this Johnsonburg man discovered a shocking fact. Bryan Geer a life long residence of Johnsonburg took a trek from end of 4th avenue to make this discovery. When interviewed he said " Me and my grammie Janet would come up here all the time. I saw the writings but never understood what they meant." Until the the chance encounter occurred. " I went to the other side of town, the dill hill area and there it was. Duck Rock and behold the same inscriptions could be found." And what were these incsriptions? They were "HAMP"! Bryan said by triangulating at 60 degree angles for thes two landmarks and calculating a equilateral triangle I was able two locate two more inscriptions and both stated "HAMP" along with another equally disturbing inscription "EH-EH". He then stated " I overheard at the kwikfill the these words were ancient aboriginal texts for hidden poo" could this translate to treasure. Ancient Alien theorists say yes! Mr. Geer stated that he will continue to triangulate all these points find the tribe and the treasure
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