CAR SHOWS SHUT DOWN IN CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, AND ARIZONA
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Due to the amount of unwashed enthusiasts flooding car shows it has been decided to stop having them. The odoriferous gatherings were brought to light when Jackie Whang, a Midwestern single mother of three, complained to the respective state officials. "I haven't smelled anything that bad since my kids had the diarrhea last year and their step father puked." Said Ms. Whang in an exclusive interview. During the investigation agents from 87 counties health departments attended every car show they could find. Atmospheric testing showed abnormally gigantic amounts of methane and B.O. Some shows when tipped off to the raids passed out deodorant with the tickets to no avail as the methane produced was above tolerable levels and were, in fact, in violation of several sections of the Environmental Protection Act. The producers of the shows were offered an alternative to shutting down but declined because as Billy Bob Belcher put it "Not sell pickled eggs and beer? Might as well roll up the tents."
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