Siberian Tigers, Shark Horses Immune To Gunshots
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Save your ammo! It turns out that all of the artillery in the world won't save you from Shark Horses, Siberian Tigers, or any other vicious animal that may or may not have recently escaped in Hawley, PA according to a recent study conducted by local genius, incredibly attractive, and ultra witty local resident Brad Beneski.
"Yeah, as it turns out, I don't need Bob Dunning for absolutely anything now," Beneski told Breakingnews365.net. "I was mostly keeping him around in the event that some sort of mythological beast epidemic were to break out; but, now it appears that he's is once again useless to me"
Updated 10:12am - 9/21/2017:
Beneski has recently doublebacked on his final comment and admitted that without Dunning, he might never know that soufflé was mostly egg whites.
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