Man Break In House For Possum
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2111 Asshole St
Bossier City, Louisiana
71111
What will you do to eat good the new don't ask Mr Jack he showed them. On the day 9-20-2019 that's right a man broke in the house chasing a possum through the woods. The possum was so smart that he made the first move in the first house that he saw. The stranger was outside the house window saying here possum possum, here little possum possum. The owner of the home came out and ask the stranger to move off his property before he shoot the shit out of him, the stranger said bitch I'll do what Bowanky will do bitch I'll Kill You. So the man left and returned back to 2111 Asshole St that night with two weapons a wheelchair wheel and a broken bottle. The stranger new exactly where the possum was but in order to get the possum he had to go in the house. So he broke in the first door that he seen he headed straight downstairs in the basement. Went straight to the washer and dryer rip that possum ass out from under. So the owner jumped up from taking a shit reach for his gun headed to his kitchen. The man was so fast took the Louisiana hot sauce off the table did not go back through the door just jumped out the window got cut said fuck it ran through the woods leaving DNA took that bitch straight home and cooked it. BitchillKillYou
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