Local Legend Inspiration for Legislation

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A local man with over a million followers for his popular internet show, "Cooking With Chris" has inspired our State Representatives to introduce legislation that de-criminalizes public nudity. PA House Bill T-4268 was introduced in Harrisburg this week. The bill directs law enforcement to 'ignore, not enforce any and all public nudity for audiences over 18 years of age.'

Chris Schuler, a Bradford County man known for his hilarious and original videos- wearing little to nothing that covers his farm sausage was the inspiration for the bill. During the last legislative session, his clips were shown over and over in committee to a resoundingly positive response. HB T-4268 also encourages patrons of 21 and over establishments to wear less clothes, led by Mr. Schuler's example. Females Pennsylvanians will receive a $250 PA tax credit if they are 'regularly seen in bars topless, or collect beads from having flashed male patrons upon their respectful request.'

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