Missing Siberian Tigers Killed in Lynndale
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"I just couldn't believe my eyes", said Joseph Russo of Lynndale Estates when he saw two Siberian Tigers Thursday afternoon on Lake Wallenpaupak. He explained that he was down on the rocky beach looking for fishing lures that appear when the lake level decreases during this time of the year, when he heard a "Meow" sound, he looked up to find two white tigers peeing on what he said was the McLaughlin boat. After a brief pause, he ran up to his vehicle to call authorities, but it was too late, both cats were run down by an old lady driving her golfcart over the speed limit of 10mph. Memorial Services for the cat a tonics will be held as soon as a cat a comb to fit them can be found. For more information on this subject check: Yougotmegoodthistime.
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